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Nick Offerman loves wood more than you'll ever love anything
Television 1 hour ago
The actor and woodworker stopped by Colbert to talk about his favorite thing on earth, while "Melania Trump" also made an appearance thanks to Laura Benanti's impression. Elsewhere in late night, James Corden rode a very 'Merican monster truck, and Tilda Swinton talked about one-upping Chiwetel Ejiofor.
Even the slimy hagfish has its day
Animals 1 hour ago
This long fish also has three hearts.
When you can't say 'Bon Appétit' and it becomes a meme
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Bone apple tea or Bone app the teeth that looks delicious.

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BREAKING: Multiple US sources tell us John Kerry asked Ecuador to stop Assange from publishing Clinton docs during FARC peace negotiations.

PGA

THIS JUST IN: Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger could be out 4-6 weeks after undergoing knee surgery to repair meniscus. (via )

The need for a ninth justice is undeniably clear.

OUT TOMORROW 🌎10/20! Episode 1: A-YO from our online-mini-series titled MAKING JOANNE ✌🏼✌🏿✌🏾✌🏽✌🏻

Joey Bats. Joey Throws.
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Stay fly, . Happy birthday!

Shout out to our friend Brett, thank you for visiting us and thank you for making it happen.

The line started hours ago and is now way down around the block! Wow. Thank u everyone.

They're back. Check out the brand new poster for of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.

Pop

Happy birthday buddy! you will always be the Troy to my Sharpay. ❤️ you brother!

"These hands clean the rooms... for Mr. Trump so he can be rich." Meet the Trump workers who are not voting for him

This man turned his drone into a horrifying Dementor and everyone is terrified

TEDDY BEAR TRUST FALL

Here's Belichick's full answer as to why he hates the tablets. Lasted five minutes and 25 seconds.

NEW VIDEO: The next round of Book Club Picks! I think you'll love them :)

With less than a week until opening night, LeBron James looks like he’s already in midseason form 👀

Happy birthday, ! I hope it’s really weird.

NBA

Haven't seen arms this long since...

The best team move of recent years?

🗓 It's three years to the day since finished this sensational team move What. A. Goal.

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