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@TechnicallyRon

Idiot. Disaster. Author. Lifeabet () and 'How To Survive The End Of The World' out NOW! ()

London, England
כאן מאז ינואר 2010

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  1. ציוץ נעוץ
    6 ביוני

    SORRY IT'S A BOOK TWEET: 93% 5 star reviews on Amazon Bestseller on amazon too 4.5/5 on goodreads Currently on it's fifth printing Can be hurled at pigeons if that's the sort of human you are Oh and it's only a fiver right now ( )

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  2. לפני 15 שעות

    For anyone that needs it, the replies to the above tweet are now just a thread of good dogs.

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  3. לפני 21 שעות

    The most successful people I've met: 1. Take good naps 2. Eat regular meals 3. Enjoy exercise 4. Like a good treat 5. Covered in fur 6. Aren't actually people 7. Are golden retrievers

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  4. צייץ מחדש
    לפני 23 שעות

    It's publication day for - a short story anthology, published by to raise money for Grenfell survivors. It's full of beautiful, hopeful stories by established authors and brilliant new voices - it really deserves to be read.

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  6. צייץ מחדש
    13 ביוני

    Just finished reading this. If I’m honest I was skeptical about it before hand but turned it to be one of the best books I’ve read. Throughly recommend!

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  7. 13 ביוני

    Hello please stop making nice lovely remakes of your old films but make gritty ridiculous reimaginings. A john wick style movie but with Cinderella. Dumbo but he’s a LA detective. Mary Poppins but it’s basically Judge Dredd. I'll take a cheque.

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  8. 12 ביוני

    Must be pretty sweet being a conservative right now. What with Trump and Brexit and everything going your way yet still thinking all the problems are the fault of liberals who aren’t in charge and it’s almost like they didn’t think any of this shit through.

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  9. צייץ מחדש
    12 ביוני

    so they just have a fuckload of spiders

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  10. צייץ מחדש
    8 ביוני

    I’m sharing this again because these books gave me strength when I’d lost it. Knowing it’s possible to survive the shit that life throws at you gave me a reason to keep going & keep writing. And from the countless DMs I’m not the only one who’s benefited

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  11. 12 ביוני

    Look at these raging bellends posing like they've won a washing machine on a day time game show where the only challenge was to be a massive twat.

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  12. 11 ביוני

    "Sir we need a front page for tomorrow" "SHEEP AS BIG AS A CASTLE" "what" "A ROLLERCOASTER SMASHING INTO THE SHARD" "Sir" "THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" "Sir please lie down" "FISH AND CHIP SHOP IN A FIELD" "someone call an ambulance for the sake of fuck"

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  13. צייץ מחדש
    11 ביוני

    lots of angry tweets today complaining that we shouldn't be using the actions of a few extreme people to generalise against a larger group. IS THAT RIGHT IS IT LADS, IS THAT THE CONCLUSION YOU'VE FINALLY FUCKING DRAWN IS IT jesus actual christ

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  14. 11 ביוני

    I would listen to on LBC but I once saw a goose scream at its own arse after shitting itself and that's pretty much the same thing.

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  15. 11 ביוני

    If you want the experience of riding the London underground at the moment, simply fill a sauna to the brim with gone off ham, slither your way in and ask a friend to scream MIND THE GAP at you every few minutes.

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  16. צייץ מחדש
    9 ביוני

    Petition alert. Despite government promises to take mental health as seriously as physical health, there’s a long way to go. Time For Action on funding, services and more. Please read, sign, and RT. Thanks.

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  17. צייץ מחדש
    10 ביוני

    The left want this picture taken down as it shows the whole of london coming out to support Tommy Rabidson. Please RT

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  18. צייץ מחדש
    9 ביוני

    Alexa: remind me to feed the baby

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  19. 9 ביוני

    "Donald, we've brought you here today to ask you one simple question, what the fuck are you doing you massive twat"

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  20. 9 ביוני

    If you ever feel like a failure just remember that T-Rexs evolved into pigeons and there is no way you can fuck up that badly.

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  21. צייץ מחדש
    9 ביוני

    It appears has delivered one of the single most devastating responses to a tweet in journalistic history

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