Tweets

  1. My shirt and pants are too dirty to absorb any more spills after my taco eating incident today

  2. Now you can experience Vine on the web: view your home feed & explore Vine profiles. Plus, check out the new TV Mode

  3. 10 degrees out and my winter jacket is too warm for shoveling. First world problem much?

  4. Cooper is napping. And I'm drinking chocolate milk. You jelly?

  5. Hey peeps -- I am looking for an eng recruiter to add to my team here at ... ping me if you are interested! kms@twitter.com

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