Tweets

  1. "Paraphrasing Thomas Jefferson, they would say that the cost of correctness is eternal vigilance."

  2. My carving incompetence made my Totoro pumpkin accidentally terrifying

  3. Godspeed to this quarter's "reimplement in node.js and make it webscale" comedy JIRA ticket

  4. the right way to deprecate a public api is to slowly increase the % of requests to the endpoint which fail without telling anyone

  5. hello world in a new language floats my boat more now than it did when I started programming. not sure why.

  6. New code style guideline: Whenever you use List#head or Option#get, you have to put "// YOLO" next to it.

  7. OH: "If it's good enough for a Javascript runtime, it's good enough for us."

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