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  1. I saw it. Woman in front of me at market used coupons to get her grocery bill to zero.

  2. You'd think it would have happened before, but I was called "Howard" for the very first time today.

  3. Decided that when stressed, I will lay down, pretend to be Rick Rubin, and tell myself how to solve the problem.

  4. Thanks to all my birthday well wishers. Call me when you're in town, let's get a beer.

  5. Just rewatched Rushmore. So good. Things that struck me as ironic initially came off as earnest.

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