Patrick

Patrick

@patrickhuffine

wait gimme a sec to overthink it. also, i'm that guy from the froyo shop.

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  1. 9h

    The guy who wouldn't take me up on getting a beer sure can send me an email asking to help crowd fund and spread word about his movie.

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  2. 6 Apr

    So I guess retarded pets are the new not-retarded pets.

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  3. 5 Apr

    "Alright baby, I'm reading now." is how my girlfriend tells me to stop telling her the mediocre tweets I see.

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  4. 5 Apr

    What? Am I so good at that impression that you forgot i was even here? ...okay I'll stop.

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  5. 5 Apr

    I know I'm up late when my feed is mostly retweets.

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  6. 5 Apr

    Is starvation that thing where you're so full of pizza and beer that your stomach wants to explode? Cuz that would explain my distended gut.

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  7. 5 Apr

    It's because this isn't a thing you smoke weed out of but it looks like a thing you COULD smoke weed out of. Get it? Oh.

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  8. 4 Apr

    I call it a "swasDICKa". Shut up what do you know

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  9. 4 Apr

    O dishwasher, my dishwasher

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  10. 3 Apr

    If I ever accidentally poop myself I'm going to pretend it's just my child-like sense of wonder.

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  11. 31 Mar

    Tumblr is an ass.

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  12. 30 Mar

    What if was a nerd and he named his first born son Hyde?

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  13. 30 Mar

    Pink hair don't care. Empty head wish I was dead.

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  14. 28 Mar

    lol we make laws based on an invisible man in the sky who no one has ever seen or heard

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  15. 28 Mar

    Feelin good about this post-drunk post-high 1am free haircut I'm about to get.

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  16. 27 Mar

    "Why Can’t All Matchboxes Look This Nice?" - Gizmodo, on the pulse of society.

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  17. 26 Mar

    Hey! Hey. Remember when you put my weiner in a chip clip?

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  18. 25 Mar

    Ohhhhhh I get it! Darkroom is film, Lightroom is digital, and Sexroom is hi def.

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  19. 24 Mar

    Man, I've got so many 40th anniversary King Crimson remasters to download, never listen to, then delete 7 months from now.

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  20. 23 Mar

    I get overly excited by new wipe rags at work. They soak up so much! I have 3 friends.

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