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jon hendren
@pizzahut i am certain one of the toppings i received, is a small Turd.
what are those leatherdaddy suspenders called that meet in a ring on the chest in like an X pattern? you know what i mean? sharp look
if you are that big drunk idiot trying to get the whole bar to sing some shit, we’re all just humoring you dude. we’re not into it
i’m a man of discriminating tastes— i need leather underwear with a big hole for my dick to hang out of
Trill Bosom
Hi I’m John Bowflex and this is my invention. I call it a blender
@Invisible i’m going to get u kony
please make a new version of “The Sunscreen Song” but change the lyrics so the one piece of advice isn’t “wear sunscreen” it’s “find kony”
@extranapkins it looks good pal
if you ask this fella i’d say to hell with that kony joker. i’ve had it up to here with his goofs
@power_crystals i literally wrote that not kidding
almost got hit yesterday by a guy who ran a red light. it’s ok though he was probably trying to find kony
hyenas are just dogs that have been chopped n screwed
it’s that season again where the inner child inside all of us is asking, “can i get fucked up smoking a claritin (non-D)”
Text-only DeviantART
A grown woman wearing a purple diaper. She is gasping and turning in horror to see green stink fumes coming out of her diaper.
@dogboner i want u to lick a napkin and clean my face with it bud
i don’t believe in any of this 2012 mumbo jumbo but dec 21 2012 is a really strange time for Lou Bega to release Mambo # 666
Mary Charlene
Don't ever trust girls. They will say anything to get you to suck their tits.
trying to find a club with some good yelp reviews
i don’t want all the responsibility of being a leatherdaddy, i’d rather just be a “fun leather uncle”
@beebee880 thanks beebee
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