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#10ReasonsWhyYouCantSleep You're not the master of your own bladder.
Howard, you may enjoy this pick-up line. @TheRealHowardW pic.twitter.com/NHDzxgqq
@NotQuiteBrogan I believe the Bazinga was implied.
This is what it's like walking into the engineering department. pic.twitter.com/W7pL8NCs
It's Thorsday, lets get hammered. pic.twitter.com/lV6XTpT3
iPad mini; if you're ever in the situation where your iPad is too big but your iPhone is too small, you need to re-evaluate your priorities.
new shower curtain @TheRealSheldonC #bathroomeducation pic.twitter.com/ObFxFvT5
Hate when this happens @TheRealSheldonC #bazinga pic.twitter.com/8u8UFHGP
Googled "Worst day ever". pic.twitter.com/l978ra0R
Probably the saddest picture on the Internet. pic.twitter.com/vFih6V0P
@w4nkerrrr I'm sorry but I don't believe you have a real PhD, Settle down there fake Wolowitz.
@helloilivehere it's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. Put on a rubber glove and you could give me a prostrate exam.
Astrology is nothing but pseudoscientific hokum.
@Luke_Purvis astrology is nothing but pseudoscientific hokum.
Morning vocal test, second morning vocal test.
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