Tweets
Louis Peitzman
I voted. Feels great, even without the sticker.
I feel like I should know what Treme is by now.
JohnRossBowie
I hate getting caught behind a shitty driver whose bumper stickers I agree with.
@SubatomicCowboy Hazel died after falling asleep with her cigarette.
"I live alone and rarely have visitors." (My favorite Life Alert commercial.)
I dreamt about being naked at shul.
@ShittingtonUK Please, I'm ready for this madness to end.
SHIRLEY TEMPLE IS ALIVE.
@andylassner OMG, twins!!
This 1 a.m. Chipotle craving is probably a demon.
Nikki Glaser
I like the idea of a cat.
Imagine the horror of being the first eliminated on a reality show but trapped in the opening credits for the entire season.
@joryjohn You keep at it.
Email me a link to your favorite poem, a kind word, or a non-blurry picture of your junk.
@fart "JOHN CUSACK."
@fart I think about this daily.
jon hendren
have you even considered how insufferable twitter will be on the days before december 21, 2012? jeez it’s going to be fucking awful
@nickciarelli Please don't inflict your views on the rest of us.
@michcoll Watching Jeopardy! How cute is Keith?
@SubatomicCowboy I'm SO unironically excited about Fun Size.
Det ser ut til at det tar en stund å laste.
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