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While pushing my daughter on the swing she says "I want to get high".
+ than a year ago I had to choose between Google and @Twitter. I made the right choice. http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/14/tec … - Join us http://twitter.com/jobs
Can't believe I'm about to say this, the 2013 Dodge Dart doesn't look half bad.
I wonder if anyone has done a flashmob in a public restroom.
Argh! Got sucked into a really lame @slowtwitch forum thread about @lancearmstrong -- Why do I do this to myself?
The people I work with are great, unless you have donut crumbs on your face. #comeonguysthrowmeabone
One of my all time favorite reddit threads: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co …
If I was in a yoga class and someone passed gas, I would laugh. #justsaying
This @Budweiser commercial would be WAY better had they used the original song by The Cult. #SamplingSucks #SheSellsSantuary #ASG
Blameless PostMortems and a Just Culture http://wp.me/p163Gq-yJ via @codeascraft
@shanjing Are you still in it?
@thuske You need help....fast.
@craigcalef no sweating (the $70) it. Would like grab lunch with you when you're in town and catch up.
RIP Ernest Borgnine. You will forever be remembered as one of the #WildBunch among many other fantastic roles. (Edit: not 'Earnest' :) )
@craigcalef Yeah...wrote that a little fast :) Hey, when are you in SF next?
Reason #891 why I love Twitter. #authenticity pic.twitter.com/VlCVU6Vk
Congrats on the search suggest launch and query autocomplete @zhenghuali @wangtian @gilad
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