David Thorpe

David Thorpe

@Arr

Serious and credible journalist. http://thephoenix.com/Boston/Music/BigHurt/ http://www.somethingawful.com

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Whatever you say, Gucci. *pulls out proton pack, catches god in ghost beam*

TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GODTRAP GODTRAP GODTRAP GOD TRAP GOD TRAP GOD

Whenever you feel like you're losing perspective, just watch these two idiots crying about Facebook

"The band that did What Is Love? Where Are They Now?" Oh that's easy, VH1 announcer guy. They went Haddaway *points*

Got invited to 's house last night and he was sitting on the carpet shirtless eating peanut butter with a comb like it was normal

No wonder I've had no luck starting a family with my gorilla. She said she took them for clearer skin!

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