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Chuck Todd's haircut is a dramatic tribute to Maury Kessler from Goodfellas.
about 7 hours ago
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Darn. DVR stopped. time to watch reruns of Paranormal Witness. I sure hope Emily's relationship with her imaginary friend turns ominous.
about 7 hours ago
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"Do you struggle to sleep at night" question undermined by applause for the thing that should cause you to struggle to sleep at night.
about 7 hours ago
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In the movie version of this campaign cycle, my enormous thumb would play Newt Gingrich.
about 8 hours ago
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In the movie version of this election, John Huntsman could play Mitt Romney.
about 8 hours ago
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Okay, I'm sleepy. And i want a piece of cake. Maybe the guy sitting next to Williams will run out and get it for me?
about 8 hours ago
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They bring Telemundo in to ask questions about immigration. MSNBC is nothing if not predictable.
about 8 hours ago
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I would like Herman Cain to be next door neighbor. He would come over and tell me to "knock off the racket." And i would.
about 8 hours ago
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Romney shines with "he doesn't have a clue" line. Even his hair was impressed.
about 8 hours ago
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Like Herman Cain, I believe in Chilean models.
about 8 hours ago
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If I were a member of the Ponzi family, i'd prefer "plan" over "scheme."
about 8 hours ago
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Made it to the first break. I predict Brian is now telling the guy next to him to "Stop looking like you're entering a cold swimming pool."
about 8 hours ago
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Newt is really on point. Too bad about the "him being Newt" thing.
about 9 hours ago
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Ron Paul would be a hot goth.
about 9 hours ago
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I swear I rented a timeshare from Huntsman. Hot tub didn't work, but I didn't complain.
about 9 hours ago
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I ordered salt and pepper pork chops (guy next to Brian Williams thinks to self in fantasy take-out scenario)
about 9 hours ago
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Where is my chinese food? (that's what the guy sitting next to Brian Williams is thinking).
about 9 hours ago
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Blonde Woman behind Brian Williams just unleashed a mammoth yawn. And we're only three minutes in. Now she's caressing her neck. She's neat.
about 9 hours ago
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Just started watching the debate, so my tweets will be two hours behind. However, i am convinced it will not matter.
about 9 hours ago
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watching the MSNBC analysis is like watching ferrets discussing supernovas.
about 9 hours ago
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