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greggutfeld

  1. Chuck Todd's haircut is a dramatic tribute to Maury Kessler from Goodfellas.
  2. Darn. DVR stopped. time to watch reruns of Paranormal Witness. I sure hope Emily's relationship with her imaginary friend turns ominous.
  3. "Do you struggle to sleep at night" question undermined by applause for the thing that should cause you to struggle to sleep at night.
  4. In the movie version of this campaign cycle, my enormous thumb would play Newt Gingrich.
  5. In the movie version of this election, John Huntsman could play Mitt Romney.
  6. Okay, I'm sleepy. And i want a piece of cake. Maybe the guy sitting next to Williams will run out and get it for me?
  7. They bring Telemundo in to ask questions about immigration. MSNBC is nothing if not predictable.
  8. I would like Herman Cain to be next door neighbor. He would come over and tell me to "knock off the racket." And i would.
  9. Romney shines with "he doesn't have a clue" line. Even his hair was impressed.
  10. Like Herman Cain, I believe in Chilean models.
  11. If I were a member of the Ponzi family, i'd prefer "plan" over "scheme."
  12. Made it to the first break. I predict Brian is now telling the guy next to him to "Stop looking like you're entering a cold swimming pool."
  13. Newt is really on point. Too bad about the "him being Newt" thing.
  14. Ron Paul would be a hot goth.
  15. I swear I rented a timeshare from Huntsman. Hot tub didn't work, but I didn't complain.
  16. I ordered salt and pepper pork chops (guy next to Brian Williams thinks to self in fantasy take-out scenario)
  17. Where is my chinese food? (that's what the guy sitting next to Brian Williams is thinking).
  18. Blonde Woman behind Brian Williams just unleashed a mammoth yawn. And we're only three minutes in. Now she's caressing her neck. She's neat.
  19. Just started watching the debate, so my tweets will be two hours behind. However, i am convinced it will not matter.
  20. watching the MSNBC analysis is like watching ferrets discussing supernovas.