[06:00:18] hi [06:00:47] Morning [06:08:21] ajpiano: Ehm.. do you ahm.. happen to have a reference somewhere to the youtube vid a while ago from Paul yayQuery dancing in front of a green screen/ [06:34:08] hahaha Krinkle not sure [06:34:41] ajpiano: maybe he deleted it from the big G servers? [06:34:48] can't find it on youtube [06:34:52] or on twitter [06:35:01] (I think you (re)tweeted it at some point) [06:35:15] Go-oood morning Developer Summit. [06:35:16] ya Rwhitbeck said it might be on vimeo [06:36:28] Can we loop that on the projector all day? [06:39:34] scott_gonzalez jzaefferer let me know when you want to talk about https://github.com/jquery/web-base-template/pull/72 [06:40:00] johnkpaul: Ok, we just need to get through some other issues first. [06:40:28] ok, np, just get me when you're free [06:49:23] nice photos nate https://twitter.com/natecroft/status/258201112350433281 [06:55:06] https://github.com/jquery/2012-dev-summit/issues?labels=1+-+Core+Triage&state=open [06:55:29] Day 2: The Reckoning [06:58:56] https://github.com/jquery/2012-dev-summit/issues?labels=1+-+Core+Triage&state=open [07:05:39] Krinkle: can you send me that gist? [07:05:49] couchand: youbet [07:06:13] couchand: pm or public :D [07:06:16] hah [07:06:23] public, why not? [07:06:26] https://gist.github.com/739c21779d0940a31fd0 [07:06:29] hey errbody [07:07:17] Krinkly, are the three rules written somewhere? [07:07:21] patrickkettner: ping, see your PMs [07:07:21] yes [07:07:24] "Reconsideration" [07:07:35] ah [07:07:36] .. with Koop [07:07:59] honestly #1 doesn't seem that groundbreaking, maybe i'm missing something [07:08:05] hahaha [07:24:47] ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ [07:25:31] woah unicode [07:26:28] ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノi [07:26:42] Hey WHO ASSIGNED ME A BUG WHAT THE HELL https://github.com/jquery/2012-dev-summit/issues/6 [07:27:06] Wilto: it was probably neon indian [07:27:08] jzaefferer: You’re a dead man, Jörn. [07:27:09] NOOO [07:27:37] Wilto: you may notice that its not assigned to you anymore [07:27:46] YOU’RE STILL ON MY LIST [07:28:28] but yes okay [07:28:28] http://bit.ly/SZ6fNl [07:28:35] Did you guys actually want me to look into something on there? [07:28:37] ZIP file of ebook: http://bit.ly/SZ6fNl [07:28:44] http://bit.ly/SZ6fNl [07:28:46] damn [07:29:06] (expanded: http://store.elated.com/todd/master-mobile-web-apps-with-jquery-mobile-third-edition.zip ) [07:29:12] (stats: https://bitly.com/SZ6fNl+ ) [07:29:13] :) [07:30:06] First pull request accepted. W00t [07:30:10] congrats! [07:34:23] anybody seen this in the firebug console: Error in protected function: !93 [07:36:03] anyone familiar with grunt able to help with a Terminal error? [07:36:33] @anfield whats the error [07:36:41] @anfield also, check out #grunt [07:36:48] thanks [07:36:51] this is the error [07:36:53] Linting grunt.js...ERROR [L6:C1] Missing "use strict" statement. grunt.loadNpmTasks( "grunt-clean" ); Task "lint:grunt" failed. Use --force to continue. [07:36:59] Shout-out to Bastion on screen just now. [07:37:19] @anfield what is line 6 of your grunt file look like [07:37:24] er, line 5-7 [07:37:52] grunt.loadNpmTasks( "grunt-clean" ); grunt.loadNpmTasks( "grunt-html" ); grunt.loadNpmTasks( "grunt-wordpress" ); grunt.loadNpmTasks( "grunt-jquery-content" ); [07:38:24] whats your jshint options [07:38:39] options: { undef: true, node: true } [07:38:59] can you gist the whole config? [07:39:05] sure 1 sec [07:39:58] https://gist.github.com/3899682 [07:42:09] anfield: Scott and Ben were probably looking at the same issue just now, caused by new jshint version in grunt 0.3.17 [07:42:29] ah [07:42:32] okay [07:42:57] <-- Paul Kane @ table 5 [07:49:51] ay everybody come work at the mobile tables we got mad phones and such [07:52:05] hell yeah, make all the phone calls you want, Wilto's payin' [07:52:34] 1-800 numbers only. [07:58:34] General question/discussion topic I'm interested in: Has anyone looked at or played with black-box in browser integration testing for anything? [08:06:20] What's with the muzak? [08:08:41] mikesherov: the evil 40-50 second query is now down to 3-5 seconds! [08:09:02] mikesherov: in trac, that is [08:11:33] addoyle: nice! [08:12:48] addoyle: HIGH FIVE! [08:12:50] mikesherov: i'm not sure what's the best way to test, but i think if we can change some texts to varchars, we can do better [08:13:12] addoyle: yes [08:13:19] I'm afraid of that though [08:13:37] I can imagine we can get away with varchar 255 [08:13:38] mikesherov: depending on the fields it should be okay [08:13:45] sure [08:13:55] just saying I'm scared of it, not that it's a bad idea :-) [08:14:48] i guess we can start with just changing the fields that are indexed [08:14:50] ajpiano https://github.com/jquery/learn.jquery.com/pull/135 [08:16:53] mikesherov: yeah, changing datatypes is scary stuff. [08:18:34] #jquery-testing [08:25:56] patrickkettner: http://es5.github.com/#x7.6.1 [08:26:28] http://oksoclap.com/jquery-summit-triage [08:29:21] i'm sorry I cant take the music any more.. if anyone is interested... http://turntable.fm/jquery_developer_summit [08:30:23] ooh, thanks James [08:35:24] james_morrin: cool... what would it take to replace whatever device is currently being used to play the music with something connected to turntable.fm? (it looks cool and I think anything would be better than the elevator tunes that are currently playing) [08:36:21] zjs: if anyone has an android device or an IOS device.. They could download the turntable app and plug it into the audio system [08:37:02] I think that would be ideal [08:37:19] Do we know who's currently controlling the music? I'd sacrifice my phone for the day. [08:37:38] Devs don't like jazz, huh? [08:38:50] zomg guys [08:39:13] i thought jazz would be safe, i can go back to playing 2 week old indie rock [08:39:14] :p [08:39:49] DaveMethvin: Can you please look at https://github.com/kswedberg/api.jquery.com/commit/a1fee71e295dc311f985abb807d587808ebc39f2 and lemme know if the changes look fit for print? [08:40:34] jazz isn't bad but in my experience it's more fun when everyone contributes to the playlist [08:40:36] ajpiano: I'm getting vertigo, I feel like I'm in an elevator [08:40:41] I've done it with a Spotify shared playlist before and that worked really well [08:40:55] I think the jazz is classy. :P [08:41:05] spotify shared playlist would be great, i'll set one up [08:41:10] cloudbrows: ya [08:41:12] nice [08:41:37] sweet [08:42:13] get ready for non-stop skrillex [08:42:14] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z1RRslsFxA [08:42:41] haha [08:42:46] yea that's kind of my concern [08:42:54] well, we'll give it a shot :p [08:42:56] http://open.spotify.com/user/ajpiano/playlist/7jj0bQJ1weFoe7gT3Ozwjl [08:43:32] thanks ajpiano! [08:43:59] zjs ryanneufeld and any other tastemakers ^^ [08:45:22] wow took 2 mins for our first [EXPLICIT] tag [08:45:25] >:| [08:46:16] thx james_morrin :p [08:46:40] ajpiano: didnt realize what I was doing :) [08:47:13] anybody find that building the /jquery/jquery.com site with grunt now fails on lint, wanting "use strict"? [08:47:25] I hand-edited it locally to get it to go, but I don't think I had to yesterday [08:47:33] ronchalant: yeah, it's a known issue that just happened cause of hte grunt 0.3.17 release [08:47:50] we might want to go through and add the "use strict" to all our gruntfiles [08:47:53] cool ok.. just making sure I didn't mess something up [08:48:36] gonna file an issue for the summit [08:48:44] ya, i just found out about it 20 mins ago [08:48:58] cool.. you can assign it to me if you want @ronchalant.. [08:49:02] site-build table [08:51:58] will do! [08:53:29] crank up the tunes! haha [08:55:30] johnkpaul scott_gonzalez: now? https://github.com/jquery/web-base-template/pull/72 [08:56:09] this is the hardest part of my job now lol [08:56:29] jzaefferer: sure [08:58:21] JonahSchulte: nice pickin on series add there, i found them from the shins tribute a few weeks ago [08:58:41] sweet :) [08:58:48] pickin on is awesome [08:59:31] http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec/single-page.html#file-upload-state-(type=file) [09:08:45] https://github.com/jquery/2012-dev-summit/issues/28 [09:12:18] Social experiment idea tweet the shared playlist to @jquery and see what we get. [09:12:28] @ajpiano ^ ;-) [09:12:41] haha [09:12:46] scott_gonzalez: what are we doing about grunt 0.3.17? [09:13:48] anybody have a puzzle or cube or something for me to fiddle with while debugging? [09:14:10] JonahSchulte: nice picks [09:14:14] JonahSchulte: ++talking heads :) [09:15:05] :) [09:15:32] jzaefferer: We'll figure it out tonight. [09:15:38] It looks like it's going to be a huge pain. [09:16:52] This looks cool: https://github.com/scripted-editor/scripted [09:19:27] Not as cool as http://github.com/adobe/brackets :-P [09:19:53] adrocknaphobia: they have AMD support in the code hinting :) [09:20:32] all in due time. [09:20:33] gnarf: https://github.com/jquery/2012-dev-summit/issues/66 is the issue - looks like it's already in infrastructure [09:21:27] elgreg: yes, you could assign it to yourself [09:22:11] dont' think I have access to do that - but assume someone at my table does. [09:22:45] (btw. I have a bunch of Brackets and HTML5 stickers here) [09:22:47] Is this _pirate rap_? [09:22:51] Is that what I’m hearing here? [09:23:26] arr matey [09:24:28] And now “sail.” There’s a theme. [09:24:38] (I say yo you say ho... yo) Kinda stuck in my head now!! [09:25:39] adrocknaphobia: I would like some HTML5 stickers [09:25:43] where can I find you? [09:25:55] Table 5. [09:26:04] scott_gonzalez: the changes to grunt jquery content are working correctly [09:26:05] wave [09:26:39] how do you recommend that I make this pull request on both grunt jquery content and learn.jquery.com? [09:26:42] to keep the versions in sync? [09:27:38] you just make the pr on grunt-jquery-content [09:27:51] when the new version is released, we just bump the version the package.json for learn.jquery.com [09:28:15] ajpiano: but there are code changes necessary in web-base-template [09:33:24] Shout-out to The Wizard soundtrack. [09:34:48] hey any githeads out there? [09:34:56] can i diff against the top of my stash stack? [09:37:57] thank you stack overflow: [09:38:00] git stash show -p [09:46:51] best cover ever [09:46:53] I like it! [09:46:56] Who is it? [09:46:56] :) [09:47:05] It's from the Pickin' On series [09:48:02] http://open.spotify.com/track/0DMaGDQ1zSYSaqiBa19KE0 [09:58:15] anyone leaving for airport around 3:30pm or 4pm? I am at table 11 [10:06:29] rworth: https://github.com/jquery/web-base-template/commit/ccea1de32b1b00bfa220e8f443b401dead48ae8d [10:06:41] hopefully that didn't break anything [10:17:11] BORDERLANDS 2 TIME [10:19:01] Oh, because like 80% of you _haven’t_ seen the trailer. [10:19:12] i got that reference [10:19:19] who is http://bugs.jquery.com/query?status=%21closed&reporter=ryannaddy ? [10:19:21] Thank you, ajpiano. ♡ [10:19:56] petro: no idea [10:19:57] who is ryannaddy ? [10:20:06] hmm [10:20:08] this is so intense [10:20:09] this track is sweeeeeeeeeet [10:20:13] haha [10:20:31] i feel like i'm in Hackers 3 [10:30:33] eddiemonge https://gist.github.com/810ab5c4c37c30cb94ec [10:31:26] http://imageoptim.com/ [10:32:07] anyone know the address of this building? [10:33:22] having some trouble running the qunit tests [10:33:30] grunt is saying phantom is missing [10:33:39] but i can execute phantom from the command line [10:33:55] any grunt experts available to assist @ Table 7? [10:34:06] fontzter https://maps.google.com/maps?q=aol+dulles&hl=en&fb=1&gl=us&hq=aol+dulles&cid=0,0,15871486933887251157&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A [10:34:09] fontzter: based on eventbrite invite... http://goo.gl/maps/Tx5ul [10:34:28] fontzter: 22000 Aol Way Dulles, VA 20166 [10:34:51] gnarf: [10:34:52] ^ [10:36:15] bchiasson: is phantomjs on your path? [10:37:00] Thanks all. [10:38:08] http://s3.amazonaws.com/cine_1/17339625.gif [10:39:35] laying the smackdown [10:39:41] that is amazing [10:40:05] bentruyman: beautiful! [10:40:46] bentruyman best contribution yet to these here summits [10:43:12] who's djing? props. [10:43:30] ajpiano: http://cinemagraphs.com/ [10:43:43] all9lives1: add_filter( 'user_can_richedit', '__return_true' ); [10:43:44] couchand we all are http://open.spotify.com/user/ajpiano/playlist/7jj0bQJ1weFoe7gT3Ozwjl [10:43:58] bchiasson: did you ever solve that issue? [10:44:01] oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [10:45:49] james_morrin: it is indeed [10:46:53] gnarf: not solved [10:47:04] grunt is outputting an error saying that phantom is not there [10:47:34] but i can execute phantom anywhere in terminal [10:49:06] i have reset Terminal [10:49:45] bchiasson: new window terminal, etc? [10:50:57] elgreg: new terminal window [10:51:08] bchiasson: what table are you at? [10:51:09] found the issue, installed with npm without -g [10:51:23] someone at the table suggested adding the g [10:51:23] Beegees? Really? [10:51:27] bchiasson: ah so. that'd do it. [10:51:38] that didn't work [10:51:48] so i removed the npm_modules directory from the parent [10:51:58] then reset terminal [10:52:00] that fixed it [10:52:48] we are all good, thanks everyone [10:54:35] +1 for bond on the playlist :) [10:55:23] Rwhitbeck: Yes [10:55:30] Rwhitbeck: Earth wind and fire is on the way! [10:55:53] ryanneufeld: oh man [10:56:33] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX50dkXXKlY [11:02:45] aww yiss [11:03:22] I'll just leave this here. http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/upload/32862272250577684_JoW61aNd_c.jpg [11:03:57] i am also leaving this here http://ajpiano.com/cap/dave-julian.gif cc bentruyman [11:04:10] haha [11:04:36] ❤ [11:06:02] JUMP [11:06:13] Is the playlist going in order of when things were added? (It looks like we already have 5 more hours of music queued...) [11:06:39] no it's on shuffle [11:06:40] zjs: i think its on shuffle [11:07:03] cool [11:07:22] in that case, I don't feel bad about adding things [11:09:05] shadow dom spec: http://www.w3.org/TR/2012/WD-shadow-dom-20121016/ [11:13:57] eddiemonge: https://gist.github.com/5d32e828e200dc88bd61 [11:14:19] scott_gonzalez: https://github.com/jquery/grunt-jquery-content/pull/12/files [11:20:15] ajpiano: do you know if this issue is just to copy in that markdown? https://github.com/jquery/learn.jquery.com/issues/3 [11:23:09] rwaldron, eddiemonge: here's an alias to print out a copy/paste line for committing a merged commit from pull request: https://gist.github.com/3901053 [11:33:13] http://ajpiano.com/cap/dave-julian.gif completely works for this song [11:33:52] why are all the regular expressions in ui core parenthesized? [11:38:37] https://bugs.webkit.org/show_bug.cgi?id=29084 [11:41:41] bosco [11:41:57] ignore [11:46:49] late comer [11:46:53] hi all [11:47:15] dude your hair is strange [11:47:16] anybody from turkey, greece or czech republic? [11:47:22] yes I know [11:47:29] thanx to barber [11:47:34] barber error [11:48:09] stupid rihanna hairstyle :) [11:48:32] any cakephp people? [11:48:55] i am losing hopes [11:49:01] anybody from europe? [11:49:02] :D [11:49:39] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rofgMueCOqo [11:57:30] ben_alman: just found your blog post about special events. thanks for all the detailed info! it's just what i need. [11:57:34] http://benalman.com/news/2010/03/jquery-special-events/ [12:03:37] feel free to contact me, mtkocak@gmail.com http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=27229182&trk=tab_pro [12:05:05] Who wants to come show me how to safely merge a pull request on the command line? [12:05:50] for documentation purposes, anybody get through a "virgin" install of libxslt & libxml2 to support grunt builds on a Windows machine? want to document any potential pitfalls or challenges people might have [12:06:13] and we opted not to just add in an apple.com link directing windows users to buy a mac [12:06:48] nvm, gnarf is back [12:08:25] Mt Romney Style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns [12:08:57] ronchalant: if you're set on not linking to apple.com, did you consider pointing them to download instructions for virtual box + a linux distro? [12:09:09] lol [12:09:40] That cookie I just ate was suspiciously delicious [12:14:18] AOL's chocolate cookies are totally legit. [12:14:46] np couchand [12:17:22] https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Writing_testable_JavaScript [12:17:26] https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:JavaScript_unit_testing/QUnit_guidelines [12:17:31] http://api.qunitjs.com/category/assert/ [12:17:32] ssylvester: https://gist.github.com/3901357 [12:17:39] Unfortunately they are too legit to quit, and I must have another [12:19:37] ajpiano: I’m surprised you haven’t cued up a bunch of White Panda. [12:22:57] @Krinkle thanks for the links [12:25:42] Let me introduce you IT Workers Solidarity Network http://www.itwsn.net [12:25:44] https://www.facebook.com/itwsn [12:26:05] https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/itwsn [12:26:33] If you are a worker or a freelancer you are welcome to join [12:27:52] feel like a spammer [12:27:59] no one responds me :( [12:28:04] i will cry :) [12:29:11] https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6407061/Sizzle/speed/index.html [12:29:30] Welp, we killed jsfiddle. [12:31:20] yes! rjd2! [12:31:56] Who was asking to do windows building? I have no idea what to do but I might be able to help (Windows machine) [12:32:02] strangehairstyle: i was just having a conversation with some folks trying to find such a group [12:41:12] couchand [12:41:49] oui? [12:46:46] I have a questions for the foundation. I'd like to see some metrics on the success of the weekend activities. Things like we started out with X number of bugs and closed out Y number. There were X number of pull requests, Y were accepted. Is that something that can be done for the last talking points? [12:48:12] +1 [12:49:42] it would mean scott_gonzalez would have to get to triaging his inbox full of pull requests [12:52:44] ben_alman: do you know a resource that would update the event delegation info from that article? [12:52:53] all the references to live seem stale [12:53:29] couchand: i have no idea [12:53:36] i want to donate that article to the learn site [12:53:43] let me tell adam this actually :) [12:54:04] sweeeeeet [12:58:51] —Which one of you is @horse_js? [12:59:36] CONFESS. [13:06:46] kswedberg: http://danheberden.com/share/0b976.png [13:07:25] danheberden: idontgetit [13:07:35] see facebook.com and watch the video/ad [13:09:47] ok! [13:21:35] coachand are you french [13:21:54] whoever put kmdfm on the playlist +++++++1 [13:22:45] i am sad it ends [13:49:44] hey all you python folk [13:50:01] if anyone has a minute please come to table 11 [13:51:47] what happens when I try to rebase with upstream/master: http://i.imgur.com/QOnFY.gif [13:56:02] anyone know if it's possible to determine if an element has margin: auto set? [13:59:49] string match? [14:04:36] sure, but with what string? [14:14:21] scott: http://jsfiddle.net/fontzter/7jgvW/1/ [14:20:51] what we learned at jq-dev summit: https://www.dropbox.com/s/057o85r8jixdf7b/wilto-teaching-adam.jpg [14:22:22] Ugh, look how sloppy that guard is. That kid sucks at fighting. [14:37:21] petersendidit: Quality bug reporting http://bugs.jqueryui.com/ticket/8689 [14:38:06] scott_gonzalez: awesome [14:38:43] dialog display moon http://i.space.com/images/i/5980/i02/moon-watching-night-100916-02.jpg?1294154541 [14:38:49] please fix asap [14:45:27] danheberden bug! [14:52:57] ajpiano: put it in alfred and then press CMND-L [14:53:04] bit.ly/12JQDC [14:53:13] ajpiano muhahahaha [14:53:27] ajpiano: wee [14:53:41] you'd think this would be harder to do [14:53:44] ajpiano: is proud [14:54:32] ajpiano http://wil.to/_/mygod.gif [14:54:58] rt http://twitter.com/cowboy/status/258324831865561088 [15:35:50] Anyone staying at the doubletree interested in grabbing dinner or hanging out this evening? [15:38:12] There is a rumor of there being food on the 6th floor [15:39:04] I didn't even realize there _was_ a 6th floor. [15:39:20] (I thought the elevator had L and 1-5.) [15:39:33] it…does :) [15:39:38] Good to know. [15:39:48] Is there a time and/or organizer associated with said food? [15:39:51] you have to say the magic password and then "6" appears as an option in the elevator [15:40:19] unknown, I got a text saying "food on 6th floor" [15:40:30] so we may want to investigate that [15:40:50] I know you have to swipe your card to make the elevator go to that floor but haven't tried my card yet [15:41:19] Interesting. [15:41:26] going to give that a try now [15:45:08] update: I am in the elevator :-p [15:45:24] card worked [15:45:38] I am ascending [19:10:35] 6th floor loby [19:10:43] we's here again